These are gr8! I'm going to repost them, with a HT back to you!
Gah! I can't even read that! I must be getting old or something, srsly!
Makes me want to study "How to Become a Luddite"HTOITA
Now I know I am old. I didn't understand a word of that.
What version is that? Kng Jms?
Srsly fny. Don't know if many of us would have been able to understand the 10 Words if YHWH had texted them, but this was cute. Perhaps we should be thankful Twitter wasn't around back then! LOL! I do have one quibble though....4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4now, sun l8r) I haven't found in the Bible where He changed the Sabbath to Sunday....that was a man made change and NOT what YHWH intended. He said in Genesis (and again in Deuteronomy and Leviticus)that we were to observe, and remember the Sabbath...on the seventh day. The day He hallowed and made holy. Other than that, this was hysterical! I loved it!!!! Shabbot Shalom, Spitfire
Ha! That was funny. I didn't understand every one but got most. :)
I'm with Brooke..maybe CUZ I don't text!
Spitfire, You are correct that in the OLD Testament and in the 10 Commandments the Sabbath was given to the Jews to keep and was Saturday.As Christians , or New Testament churches,we celebrate the Resurrection of Christ on Sunday, the first day of the week.In Acts 20:7, it says that church came together on the first day of the week to break bread. The “first day of the week” is Sunday. So the passage clearly describes the New Testament church as having been gathering to worship on Sunday from its primitive days. Many other New Testament scriptures show this as well.BUT the NE Testament came much later and this would not have been part of the 10 Commandments, I just left it there for the fun of the text lingo.
HILARIOUS! We all got a kick out of this...
Post a Comment