Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Beware!

 

Jungle Mom had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the manin the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38( Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins,)



The burglar stopped in his tracks. Jungle Mom calmly called the police and explained what she had done.



As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.'


'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'

2 comments:

taylormom2six said...

Hahahaha~God works in mysterious ways!!!

Steve n Vickie said...

That's hilarious :D Lol. You are so brave.