If

( A little meme, as I have no time to write.)

If I were a poptart... I'd be Toasted!

If I were a song... I'd be "I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again!"

If I were a movie... I'd be "The African Queen"

If I were a tree...I'd be...a palm tree.

If I were a salad...I'd be a Fruit Salad.

If I were a chocolate bar...I'd be irresistible!!

If I were a color...I'd be RED!

If I were a season...I'd be Summer.

If I were a beverage...I'd be Coffee.

If I were a journalist...I'd be an investigative journalist!!!

If I were a hockey team...I'd be Tampa Bay Lightning! ( So as not to live in a cold climate!)

If I were shampoo...I'd 'Wash that gray right outta your hair!"

If I were lotion...I'd be cocoa butter!

If I were a font...I'd be courier because its short and...uh, ...round!

If I were a hymn...I'd be "I Surrender All" .

If I were a cartoon character...I'd be "Dora the Explorer"!

If I were a sweater...I'd be angora!

If I were a food...I'd be an arepa!

If I were a berry...I'd be a Strawberry, duh!

If I were a perfume...I'd be "Pleasures, by Estee Lauder".

If I were a car...I'd run off of coffee and Diet Coke!

If I were a children’s book...I'd be "The Jungle Book".

If I were a dessert...I'd be these brownies!

If I were a sport...I'd be soccer.

If I were an egg...I'd be a scrambled egg!

If I were a place...I'd be a little village in the Amazon on the Chajura river.

If I were a sandwich...I'd be a pepito ( A Venezuelan steak sub)!

If I were ice cream...I'd be Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough...Loaded!

If I were a muppet...I'd be " Animal"

If I were a dress...I'd be a size 4! {{ Sigh...}}

If I were natural disaster...I'd be Hurricane Rita!!!

If I were an accent...I'd be like 'Speedy Gonzales'!!!

If I were a potato chip...I'd be 'Salt and Vinegar' ( they have a ZING!)!!!

If I were a fictional detective... I'd be Miss Marple!

If I were a Starbucks drink...I'd be ashamed to cost so much for a lousy cup of coffee!

If I were a book...I'd be a 'The Savage, My Kinsman'.

If I were a building...I'd be a cottage.

If I were a lake...I'd be Lake Maracaibo and have all the oil I ever needed!

If I were a store...I'd be Barnes and Noble.

If I were footwear...I'd be a sneaker.

If I were a flower...I'd be a White Orquid.

If I were a holiday... I'd be Thanksgiving.

If I were a painting... I'd be a Rockwell.

If I were a TV show...I'd be "10 years younger" !