Quit trying to watch Iron Chef Japan! It only gives me a head ache listening to the Japanese while reading Spanish subtitles.
When arriving at a home, do not knock or bang keys against the bars, as in Venezuela, just clap your hands!
Para recordarme :
Aunque no tengo bebe, si tengo un coche.
No tengo carro, pues, que no tengo caballo!
Manteca is BUTTER here. ( Real manteca is grasa de chancho, chancho being pig)
Female infants are NEVER to be called 'hembras'.
Quit saying 'chevere' and 'na guara'! They say I sound like a Venezuelan novela ! ( soap opera)
Remember the ice cream is no longer buy one get one free on Monday's. The cashier informed us it is now 50% off...but NOT buy one get one free!
Do not allow my husband to eat food prepared by other women unless I eat it also.They may cause him to fall in love with them by adding 'something' (Trust me, you DO NOT want to know!) to the food.
The Paraguayan Paratroopers coming to church in their uniforms with red berets are NOT chavistas !
The word 'obama' in the Guarani language means 'he just left' or 'he is moving'. I was informed of this by a friend and have checked with many Guarani speakers and they all agree. SO...every time I say the word 'obama' I will pretend to be speaking Guarani and remind myself that Obama will also move out of the White House one day! Nothing is forever.
All tennis shoes are called 'Championes', actually all closed toed shoes.
Watermelon is a very dangerous food to eat, and if eaten at the wrong time or in combination with the wrong foods, it can kill you.
McDonalds delivers! Ice cream can also be ordered and delivered to your door.
Y ...Vos! Vos! Vos!