Jungle Mom had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38( Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins,)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. Jungle Mom calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.'
'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
12 comments:
Great one!
ROF ... is this a SEA STORY?
Brenda, no!!! lol.
Mustang, Perhaps...
Now that's a good one. Had me scared for a minute I thought it was real. Breathing easier now.
Have a GREAT week JM.
Pops
Let me know when you take your act on the road. A new comedy club just opened a mile up the street.
My Pastor likes to use that story - and I laugh every time :)
Whoa, that is Funny! Never heard that one before, JMom. Sunday funny indeed.
You take good care, alright?
big grins!
LOL I guess the pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is from scripture and yelled out by Jungle Mom.
Cute! People should really try this! Who knows?????
LOL!
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