Sunday, January 31, 2010

Sunday Funny

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus.'



ABNPOPPA said...


All I can say is LOL LOL LOL

That was not a good one but a GREAT ONE!!!


Miss Footloose said...

Very funny! Much better too than the bumper sticker I saw a couple days ago that said: JESUS WOULD SLAP THE SH*T OUT OF YOU!

I was tempted to stick a note on the windshield asking if I could have Jesus's phone number since apparently he had a direct line and had been talking to Jesus about me behind my back.

Thanks for the parrot laugh!

J.H said...


Ducky's here said...

Very good.

Z said...

one of my favorite jokes EVER, thanks for the reminder !!xx