Saturday Morning Cartoons!

Although we have been missionaries for over 25 years, we only arrived in Paraguay a year ago today. I can hardly believe we have already been here for a year!

In light of our anniversary, I decided to share a little missionary humor today.

(Waiter is saying;"Or for the same price, you could feed a small third world village for a month!)

Sometimes in the states I am amazed at the portion sizes served at restaurants.
It seems the individual meal comes on a family size serving platter!

This is every tribal missionary's nightmare!

The mission board did tell us to try and be helpful to the natives!

Why the natives prefer Methodist over Baptist!
( hehehe)

Did you hear about the lion who was walking through the jungle and ran across the Methodist missionary and ate him? The lion traveled a little further and found the Catholic priest and ate him as well. Not too much longer, he came upon a Baptist missionary and devoured him too.
After which, the lion went into the jungle and had an ecumenical movement!

(Sorry! I could not resist!)