Sunday, May 24, 2009

Sunday Funny

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll rip your head off.' "

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago..."

( Thanks Beamish!)

10 comments:

WomanHonorThyself said...

BLESSED Memorial day my friend!

Most Rev. Gregori said...

Have a very safe, happy, blessed and Spirit filled Memorial Day weekend.

P.S.

Love that joke. Reminded me of one I heard about Obama, but that is for another time and place.

Betty said...

LOl. Good one! :)
Hope you are feeling better!

Shane Rios said...

LOL!!!!!!! that was so funny!

gecko said...

Lol!!!!

Harry said...

That was a good one. I assume his boots were on.

Kathy said...

Good one! Those St. Peter jokes are always great! :)

Thursday's Child said...

LOL

Jane said...

THAT was funny!!!

MK said...

LOL

Good one JM.